Thanks for visiting. Here’s the rant for this week:
Dear Internet Friend:
I’m totally cheesed off! I’m really, really angry about something, and I need to get it off my chest. Someone is STEALING YOUR LIFE!
It’s TRUE! Spammers and their Garbage eMail are STEALING YOUR LIFE! It’s time to put an end to the VALUABLE TIME these low-life THIEVES are ROBBING from you!
How many hours a week do you spend sifting through your junk mail folder looking for that one vital eMail that was filtered out? How much will it cost you to lose that sale because you didn’t respond to an eager buyer’s question? How much time are you losing just wading through junk and garbage for that “needle in the haystack?”
Lets do some math. If you spend just 10 minutes a day slogging through mounds of junk looking for that valuable eMail, you are losing over an hour a week. That’s more than 4 hours a month, and over 50 hours per year! FIFTY HOURS! At the current US Government mandated minimum wage of $5.15 per hour, that’s $257.50 each and every YEAR!
Think about that for a moment. Over $250 dollars a year at MINIMUM WAGE! How much is your time worth? At $10 per hour, you’re out $500 a year. Let’s double that to $20 an hour. Now its $1000.00 down the drain! Is your time worth $100 an hour? You’ve just flushed $5,000 bucks down the toilet! I don’t know about you, but my time is certainly more valuable to me than Minimum wage!
Let’s forget about the monetary value of that lost time for a moment. Remember, TIME is your most PRECIOUS COMMODITY! No matter how rich you are, you CANNOT BUY TIME! Once it’s gone, it’s gone. Forever!
Just 10 minutes a day searching JUNK EMAIL means you’re losing 50 valuable hours EVERY YEAR! Time you could have spent with your family… your friends… or reading a good book. Maybe you missed taking a few days off traveling somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. Time you can NEVER get back! Doesn’t that just fry your bacon?
I want to share my personal techniques with you. Simple methods you can easily apply to reclaim that STOLEN time and money! It’s time for you to take a stand! It’s time to send the Spammers packing! It’s time for you to take back your life from these THIEVING SCUM!
I’m not going to lie to you. I’m not going to wave a magic wand and make everything better. I will tell it like it is. You will need to invest a small amount of time and effort, but your rewards will be well worth it!
It’s time to say NO to SPAM! Will you join me and FIGHT BACK TODAY?
Visit my website http://www.emailsoap.com today. You can join free, and tell the Spammers you’ve had enough!